I put on my dad’s robe this morning. It’s plaid with blues and grays and blacks criss-crossing over a fabric that is too soft to be made from natural fibers. It has a nice long belt that, decades ago, would have been made into a headband to wear
by Noelle AndersonFolks, I love the McRib. If you have been wondering how this sandwich keeps popping up, your search for the truth has come to an end. Through visualization and the irrefutable law of attraction, I have pulled the McRib back to us once again, at all participating locations. My friends,
by Noelle AndersonNine years ago, I cracked my tooth on a snack of chips and guacamole. Yesterday, I had it pulled. I have my reasons. First, I’ve lived half of my life as a working, charismatic, uninsured actor. I’ve always had food to eat and a roof over my head
by Noelle AndersonI spent the past week wishing I could write something. Like a cute story that has a lesson wrapped up in the antics of a new puppy, or how the pure and powerful question of a child impacted an unsuspecting adult. Even better, a story about a kid AND a
by Noelle AndersonI’m going to the polls tomorrow. I thought a lot about mailing in my vote, or voting early in-person. I am forever grateful to live in a country – even one marred by the Promethean scars of organized inequality – where I am able to do either. They are logical, sensible
by Noelle AndersonI threw my back out on Thursday. If it didn’t hurt so much, I would be proud to have one of the top 5 sitcom-related injuries, and would be looking forward to 22-25 minutes of quirky hi-jinks. But since my life isn’t produced by Warner Bros. Television, I’
by Noelle AndersonI wasn’t cool enough to make a mix tape. I never knew what songs to put on it To tell you how much I wanted You, Needed You, Baaaaaabyyyy! (You’re supposed to sing that last line like you mean it.) I made radio shows with my cousin, Cracking
by Noelle AndersonMy best friend told me this on the phone yesterday. Yes, we talk on the phone. Yes, I know we’re grown men and that Zoom is a thing. Shut up. We’re are friends and collaborators. Together, we have created and produced 15 independent sketch comedy shows, video shorts,
by Noelle AndersonI put on my dad’s robe this morning. It’s plaid with blues and grays and blacks criss-crossing over a fabric that is too soft to be made from natural fibers. It has a nice long belt that, decades ago, would have been made into a headband to wear
by Noelle AndersonI could get a job. But I didn’t want to. There wasn’t enough “easy money” in the world to get me into a pair of khakis with any type of enthusiasm.
You could just tell that it was picked carefully, and with love.
One early June afternoon, I got a call from my big sister. She told me that she had something to tell me, her voice growing shakier with each word. She took a breath and told me that my father was dead. The memory of that day just drifted in last
I put on my dad’s robe this morning. It’s plaid with blues and grays and blacks criss-crossing over a fabric that is too soft to be made from natural fibers. It has a nice long belt that, decades ago, would have been made into a headband to wear
by Noelle AndersonFolks, I love the McRib. If you have been wondering how this sandwich keeps popping up, your search for the truth has come to an end. Through visualization and the irrefutable law of attraction, I have pulled the McRib back to us once again, at all participating locations. My friends,
by Noelle AndersonNine years ago, I cracked my tooth on a snack of chips and guacamole. Yesterday, I had it pulled. I have my reasons. First, I’ve lived half of my life as a working, charismatic, uninsured actor. I’ve always had food to eat and a roof over my head
by Noelle AndersonI spent the past week wishing I could write something. Like a cute story that has a lesson wrapped up in the antics of a new puppy, or how the pure and powerful question of a child impacted an unsuspecting adult. Even better, a story about a kid AND a
by Noelle AndersonI’m going to the polls tomorrow. I thought a lot about mailing in my vote, or voting early in-person. I am forever grateful to live in a country – even one marred by the Promethean scars of organized inequality – where I am able to do either. They are logical, sensible
by Noelle AndersonI threw my back out on Thursday. If it didn’t hurt so much, I would be proud to have one of the top 5 sitcom-related injuries, and would be looking forward to 22-25 minutes of quirky hi-jinks. But since my life isn’t produced by Warner Bros. Television, I’
by Noelle AndersonI wasn’t cool enough to make a mix tape. I never knew what songs to put on it To tell you how much I wanted You, Needed You, Baaaaaabyyyy! (You’re supposed to sing that last line like you mean it.) I made radio shows with my cousin, Cracking
by Noelle AndersonMy best friend told me this on the phone yesterday. Yes, we talk on the phone. Yes, I know we’re grown men and that Zoom is a thing. Shut up. We’re are friends and collaborators. Together, we have created and produced 15 independent sketch comedy shows, video shorts,
by Noelle Anderson